the night where Santa and his elves copped an eyeful

It’s not even Christmas Eve yet, and I think Santa may need a lie down to recover.  Or at least his elves might.  Or maybe both – since they are all probably in cahoots and talk about this stuff over eggnog and shortbread.

We went to Southland last night for a spot of Christmas shopping.  There was barely any shopping accomplished, but we did come away with possibly Santa’s first ever X-rated photo.  *sigh*

Of course Wilbur thinks it’s fabulous.  Me.  Not so much.

All I remember is Santa perving on my legs (he wasn’t even jovial), and then the HORROR as I saw this photograph in print.  Yes – we are all smiling and all look fairly spunky.  There’s a little more Christmas cheer than we actually expected.

Merry Christmas!


Note to self – next year cover up in long flowing potato sack, and DO NOT SIT under any circumstances when the elves tell you to.

(I am laughing now – and realising that I am putting my self on display – surely everyone else can see the funny side – now that the embarrassment has dissipated from my cheeks.  I put it into perspective – I gallivant around in a bikini all the time – so a bit of stray knicker is nothin’……. Yes?!)

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  • Reply Donna Butterfield December 19, 2013 at 21:16

    Santa certainly looks like he’s enjoying himself 😉

  • Reply Renee Bell December 19, 2013 at 21:27

    hahaha so funny! your hubby has his legs spread open also! lucky he wasn’t wearing a skirt 😉

  • Reply Sophie Turner December 20, 2013 at 01:48

    A least they are a lovely colour… could just pretend you went shopping in your bikini or something?

  • Reply Jacinda Hunt December 20, 2013 at 08:57

    At least you didn’t ‘free ball’ it yesterday!

  • Reply Clair December 20, 2013 at 15:28

    L M A O!

    You are a total crack up, I adore your honesty. So funny. Xo

  • Reply Lanne December 20, 2013 at 19:45

    It took me a minute I was so thrilled to see you all together and how long M4s hair is and lovely your smile is and then. Opps. Perhaps a bit of photoshop ? Or a stamp or brish carefully placed 😉 merry xmas all 🙂

  • Reply Meredith December 22, 2013 at 15:04

    I am so glad I wasn’t the only one who took ages to notice! Love the pink.,

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